If You Think DC Is Snobby, Wait Until You Read This

Did you appreciate that title? Well unless you are one of my subscribers, you had to click on it to get here, so we must suppose the answer is, “Yes.” As you‘ve taken my clickbait, let’s consider the issue of clickbait itself, in light of an article published this morning which is already causing commentary across the country. It’s a perfect example of why clickbait is so effective in achieving its ends, but also so ineffective in fostering higher standards of media creation and content.  

If you haven’t yet read the piece, today’s post from roadsnacks.net purports to list the “snobbiest” cities in the United States. Washington, D.C. turns out to be one of the worst offenders, based on the “science and data” which was reviewed in order to come up with these rankings. DC is the only city on the East Coast to make the top ten, coming in at #7 – just behind Irvine, California, and ahead of Costa Mesa, California.

A quick glance at the Road Snacks site reveals the sort of media content it produces. There are pieces such as “These Are The 10 Most Redneck Cities in Delaware”, which of course will encourage those individuals whom Road Snacks considers to be “rednecks” to read about how the places they live are terrible clichés. The same no doubt holds true for the residents of “The 10 Most Ghetto Cities in Florida”, who apparently also get their time in the sun. Not having taken the bait to click on these, or any of the other similarly titled pieces on the site, let’s return to the “Snobbish Cities” list in question.

In truth, the piece itself is a masterful example of what has come to be known as “clickbait”. By my reading about the controversially-titled piece on a mainstream media site, then clicking through to read the original post, and finally passing that post along to you, the owners of the site have made some dosh through my efforts, without their having to compensate me personally, and without their actually contributing anything whatsoever to a meaningful consideration of the question presented. This is, of course, precisely why these sorts of pieces are written.

The snobbiness or otherwise of Washington, D.C. is something which ought not to concern anyone outside of the D.C. tourism board, which no doubt will be preparing a press statement in response to the piece. True, the author states at the outset that, “[t]his article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out.” While I cannot speak for my fellow Washingtonians, I found little information and no entertainment in reading what, in the end, is little more than a Regina George “Burn Book”.

We may all very well say to ourselves, “Well, I don’t read clickbait,” and perhaps for the most part that may be true. Yet if a significant number of people did not read such pieces, at least on occasion, then they would not continue to be published. If we keep feeding it, we have an insatiable appetite for sensationalism, as evidenced by the media career of the entire Kardashian-Jenner family. And that nadir of media content, gentle reader, is most assuredly not a good thing.

Admittedly, taking the time to write about a piece of clickbait means that I, too, am contributing in some way to the cesspool from which it sprung. Yet perhaps by regularly questioning its value, we can at least try to recall what we are doing to ourselves when we break down and click. We may not be able to fundamentally alter human nature, but without holding up media providers to higher standards, we all end up rolling about in the gutter, however snobbish our zip code may be.


Learning To Listen: A Farewell To Radio Pioneer Ed Walker (1932-2015)

For those who do not regularly read my grunts and grumblings on social media, chances are that you are unaware of what has been a regular part of my Sunday evening routine for many years now. WAMU FM, one of the PBS radio stations here in Washington, airs a program called “The Big Broadcast” on Sundays from 7-11pm Eastern, featuring classic radio shows from the 1930’s to the 1950’s. During each broadcast a host of stars such as George Burns and Gracie Allen, Eve Arden, Jack Benny, Bing Crosby, and countless others come pouring out of the speakers once again, as they once did many decades ago. I’ve always made it a point to tell my social media followers about it on Sunday nights, asking them to tune in on-air or online, as collectively we sit back, relax, and listen to great comedy, drama, and music.

The host of “The Big Broadcast” for the past 25 years was Ed Walker, who died yesterday. Mr. Walker, who was 83, had recently been diagnosed with cancer, and on the advice of his physicians had reluctantly agreed to retire from radio in order to focus on his treatment. The last episode he hosted was recorded a week ago, from Mr. Walker’s bed in Sibley Hospital here in DC.

For regular listeners this was a particularly poignant broadcast. Although Mr. Walker did not sound at all well, and clearly had some idea of what was coming, on the occasion of his final show he took the opportunity to select some of his all-time favorite recordings, explaining why he enjoyed them. This included the brilliant radio play version of “The Treasure of the Sierra Madre”, with Humphrey Bogart and Walter Houston reprising their original roles from the classic film. Reports are that when “The Big Broadcast” aired this past Sunday evening, Mr. Walker listened to the show surrounded by his family, and then passed away a few hours later.  

Mr. Walker was an institution in these parts, having been in radio for well over 60 years. Generations of Washingtonians grew up hearing his voice; with the advent of new media, he reached many more listeners well beyond the confines of the Capital Beltway. Tributes have been pouring in from all corners of DC media, many of which have noted that his appeal was such that he continued to reach new, young audiences right up until his passing. Comments on social media and blogs over the past 24 hours have revealed how many people across the generational divides – Greatest Generation-ers, Baby Boomers, Gen X’ers, Millennials – loved listening to his work.

While “The Big Broadcast” was never about Mr. Walker himself, his gentle humor and enormous knowledge of the radio genre made the program something more than a compilation of old recordings. He always gave listeners interesting tidbits and commentary about what we were listening to, such as pointing out the appearance of a then-unknown future star in a radio play, or reminding us of a connection between performers of yesteryear which we might not otherwise know. However what was perhaps most remarkable about Mr. Walker, and something which he rarely if ever alluded to on the show out of his own modesty and self-effacement, was the fact that without alluding to it, he brought us into his world, and showed us what it means to make the most out of our lives.

For as it happens, Mr. Walker was born totally blind.

Ed Walker was the first blind student to attend his alma mater, American University, and in 1950 he helped launch the original WAMU on campus. Despite his disability, Mr. Walker went on to a successful career in broadcasting, beginning in 1955 with his good friend (and future NBC “Today” show weatherman) Willard Scott, on their comedy show “The Joy Boys” from 1955 to 1974. He also worked at various television and radio stations around Washington, until he took over the captain’s chair at “The Big Broadcast” in 1990, to date the longest-running program on WAMU since it first aired in 1964.

Never having been able to see with his own eyes, Mr. Walker nevertheless lived in a rich world which allowed him to see with his mind, and to teach others how to do the same. The radio broadcasts of yesteryear require no visual stimulation whatsoever on the part of the listener, who creates the scene in his head, rather than having it placed before him on screen. The brain is highly stimulated because it is forced to imagine, relying upon the sounds reaching the ears to understand and process the information being sent. For these few hours a week, at least, Mr. Walker and his listeners were united in a way that demonstrated how much more alike than different we all are. Whatever our abilities, we human beings experience joy, sorrow, apprehension, and humor together.

Although it has been announced that “The Big Broadcast” will go on, the loss of Mr. Walker’s calming, grandfatherly voice on Sunday nights will be deeply felt. He always asked his listeners to put their cares (and fear of Monday morning) away for a few hours, in order to spend time together enjoying good stories and good music. In a cacophonous and hyper-stimulated world, his call to simply be still and listen is something that ought to resonate with us all the more.


Ed Walker (L) and Willard Scott (R) in 1965

The Faithful Traveler – On Your Radio!

I’m extremely pleased to share with you that my dear friend Diana von Glahn – aka The Faithful Traveler – now has her own daily radio show! You can hear Diana on Monday thru Friday at 11am on RealLife Radio, streaming online wherever you happen to be. You can also listen on-air if you’re in the Lexington, Kentucky area on 94.9 FM and 1380 AM. Missed a show? You can catch the podcast version on Diana’s site, via iTunes, or the RealLife Radio site. And on the RLR site, you can learn about their other programming from people whom you may already know from the writing world, like Elizabeth Scalia and Allison Gingras.

If you’ve seen her on television or DVD’s, or heard her on other radio shows and podcasts, you know that Diana has a knack for this sort of thing. She is bubbly and a lot of fun, but can also quickly get to the heart of a serious matter being discussed. (It’s all that piercing legal analysis Diana and I learned at the knee of the late, great Dr. Charlie Rice at Notre Dame Law School.) And each week, in addition to special guests, Diana will have some great regulars: her husband and Faithful Traveler co-creator David von Glahn; Denise Bossert; Jeff Young, aka The Catholic Foodie; Amy Wellborn; and Jerome Robbins, many of whom may already be familiar to you.

If you like what you hear, be sure to consider two things. First, make a donation, since things like bandwidth and hosting do not come free, even if the download does! Second, go leave a positive review on iTunes or through Diana or RealLife Radio’s sites, so that they know you’re listening and enjoying the program. As content producers, we all live and die by feedback, so even if you just want to say “Great job!”, your comments are unbelievably welcome. Thanks!